Brian Duke

Driving through McDonald’s with 5 guys in the car and ordering a large ice water. Driving through an hour later and ordering 5 of everything.

Getting denied service at the Taco Boy drive-through because the way Scott Jones was trying to pronounce “supai” had us laughing uncontrollably for 20 minutes.

Buddy Davis getting credit for his sophomore history homework, when it consisted entirely of Led Zeppelin lyrics.

Sneaking our Chevy Vega to school as a sophomore, when I didn’t have a license.

Going around a corner too fast in said Chevy, dodging three little kids in the middle of the road, and ending up in the middle of someone’s yard.

Hauling ass out of the middle of someone’s yard.

Getting thrown off of the basketball team, and then having my “sentence” reduced to a one-game suspension, for telling Coach West he was crazy. I never played anyway, so I don’t think the team missed me.

Coach West’s explanation to the team: “Dukes told me I was crazy. Maybe I am.”

Going to get doughnuts before school in the morning.

"Going to get doughnuts” before school in the morning.

Going to the Midnight Movie on Fridays nights.

"Going to the Midnight Movie” on Friday nights.

Starting Chris’ stepmom’s Datsun with a knife and driving around the neighborhood.

Getting ejected from junior class officer elections. I would’ve been pretty bad at it anyway.

Driver’s Ed class, and the one simulation where you ran into the back of a truck.

The time when spectator decorum was called into question at a basketball game, and everyone came to the next game in three-piece suits.